Jimmy proved to be the worst interview if I remember correctly. He told me that in the Arizona airport his dick fell into the toilet. Then I hit him with the hard question. I asked him why he lets his shitty job get in the way of kick ass tours. He couldn't say shit but something like,"I'm in a shitty mood and I just got off of work and I just want to eat something and get stoned." It was then that I noticed what Todd was saying about Jimmy"s voice, it became bitch like. Then Jimmy asked me,"Are we good?" as if to say, "I'm done talking to you Hal!"
-HAL BA DAL

"Once when I was 7 I went to baseball practice thinking it was game day, and the whole team including the coach made fun of me for wearing my uniform."-- Jimmy the cottager